Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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