dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
