if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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