god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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