Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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