The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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