I'm really into asian looking animals
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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