I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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