If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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