You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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