Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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