Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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