You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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