hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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