Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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