$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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