Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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