Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You were trust falling into bushes
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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