I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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