Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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