She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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