fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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