my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Hippo gnu deer
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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