He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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