i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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