I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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