I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
