whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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