i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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