This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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