Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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