why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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