just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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