Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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