Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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