question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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