9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
