Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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