Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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