Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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