it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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