What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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