i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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