i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
sarcasm needs its own font
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize