So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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