so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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