i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I want to be your penis for a week.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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