I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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