thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
