Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He better not be in your backpack
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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