She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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