At least make sure they are 18
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So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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