I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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