Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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